anna ([info]yeolderoad) wrote,
@ 2008-07-05 03:18:00
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this FUCKING contact lens has been stuck in the back of my eyeball socket since this morning and I'm afraid it is going to grow into my eyeball and then I will get cancer

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[info]no_encores
2008-07-05 05:01 pm UTC (link)
dude that scary... I always imagine my contact going back into my brain and touching some delicate nerve and making me retarded :/

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[info]lordzion
2008-07-05 06:55 pm UTC (link)
I used to think I would catch "retarded" from a urinal. But I was 7.

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[info]seesawdaydreams
2008-07-05 06:53 pm UTC (link)
I got some tweezers and a whole bunch of free time.

You have really pretty eyes btw.

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[info]lordzion
2008-07-05 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. I know.

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[info]lordzion
2008-07-05 06:54 pm UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure cancer isn't a carcinogen, honey.

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[info]lordzion
2008-07-05 06:54 pm UTC (link)
And by cancer I meant contact. Hooray for me, I'm retarded.

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[info]yeolderoad
2008-07-05 07:02 pm UTC (link)
I know that, I was kidding.

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[info]lordzion
2008-07-05 07:23 pm UTC (link)
I know you were. You fail to see my irony and smart-assedness. It's kinda my thing. I'm never serious, ever.

But yeah if you wanna meet up so I can pull that shit out of your head we can.

PS: My number is 585 474 3983. Photo SHOOT me in the face.

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[info]knux
2008-07-09 09:03 pm UTC (link)
No, not cancer. This is just one step closer to cyborg syndrome.

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